The material below (from the start of this series of pieces, right at the start hit 'older posts' i had planned from 2018ish but was distracted due actually DOing stuff attempting to rally the pro EU troops is there may be another vote, in my past region where 4 constituencies kindof met... 4 years meandering NOBODY else did a thing - attempting to encourage maybe democrats to take part...all recorded is a superb chronice of why Nigel earned is awful BREXIT as nobody on the remain side except one farmer Helen even managed a sign aside the road... all my side merely moaned or worse...5000km i cycled around randomly speaking with peeps... asking if they cared enough to just perhaps be part of organising for some other democratic ask....so yes distracted and only got to it early 2020....) ...has a dull truth of the uk family - your journalists don't know of as their whole culture is BBC metrosexual and in fact theyre not interested in kids...
Thats no Miss Oh Jenny statement its a fact from many great chats over a few years - 2003-7ish with in fact GREAT women journalists from Frances Gibb legal ed Times to Sue Reid of The Mail ... all of whom were scathing about the disgusting establishment behaviour behind the scenes... using discord in families for profit, careerism and above all the absolute ignorance - even the very top legal supremos of all child-civil law - which is the largest division in the RCJ... so hated their work that one could easily track their pronouncements and judgements and rule changes that a 3 year old could see were against their OWN stated rules regulations intentions...
My own very best example not to bore but having spent 3 or 4 expensive (relative to my non existent income) months trying to get legal aid to fight a clearly mad and ONLY vexatious High Court gagging order from autumn 2004 (as the test case did prove! - nonsense but High Court injunctions out of the blue are a serious matter - 2 years slammer for breaking them - in reality 4 years slammer as you dont get half time remission which in ALL other penalties you do automatically)
Anyway off to the legal aid board twice from summer 2005 if memory serves to be told after huge piles of paperwork (no lawyer i couldnt afford one whereas mum lied about her living arrangements with a chap with plenty of equity so stole 50 grand .. more like 100 of your taxpayer cash...blesser thats what you get when you dont understand morality as you live with the typical English bovver boy who thinks expensive motorbikes maketh man..) ... so boxes of paperwork later one is told by the so smiley and polite gentlemany legal aid board " what a splendid fullsome representation so helpful to us at your appeal tribunal for legal aid refued... however we cannot grant legal aid to appeal the injunction as there is no conceivable case that you will win.."
Obviously Orwellian. Bearing in mind what happens a year late.
So...DIY... best evil action against me in my life... shitstained undies ...a few sleepless nights " what on EARTH am i doing i dont need to speak out i already have ... almost enough but then theres all these others utterly gagged who never will...what a twat i am to even ponder going forward..."
By some daft reckless act one morning summer 2005 all at peace with all everything had been settled as good as a year...i just said why not
essentially because theres a rule of human beings: its called psychopathy, which is created i would guess even if in imperceptible ways in childhood, if you let someone unjustly 'win' .. it ends up making them far more of a monster over time...
anyway ... so no legal aid off to see LJ Wall (the big beast of the whole RCJ .. ) early winter 2005 ... i thought i was mad....
no money just about scraped fuel money to go down to London night before and park campervan in scummy west acton... so as to be on the tube early enough to get into the chopping block
I didn't know it was to be Wall..had i known i wouldnt have even got in the bus i would have chickened out...
down in the dungeons of the RCJ ... but then two clerks were there waiting...a youngish black chap who was general clerk...and this really sexy flygirl... his right hand lassie... quite young very electrifying - energetic..
Just them and me... god i knew how Ivan Denisovic felt..or maybe Franz of Kafka fame...
But then the super smiley black fella started to be pretty grroovy and quite anarchistic with his polite conversation and the sexy smiley lassie sat up on the bench is chiming in... so I am like "what on EARTH Alice through the inverted looking glass nonsense is this place...i think they are being far too matey with me for any normal reality"
And then the big growler comes in...I am too shaky to even smile back at his huge beaming REAL MAN smile.... he was just so astoundingly polite and also knew things about me..i had deliberately planted via his buddy Kirk QC .. " so i do hope your long drive down from The Wilds of The Black mts was pleasurable... "
"now...what to do we have here then.."
I knew from 1 minute in i had 'won'...something, but what the fuck!? as some English cannot be two faced..
And within 5 ish minutes with the biggest smile i have ever seen from anyone in this land he wrings his hands together and say "well i think the time is nigh for a test case on this matter that really has been bubbling along through government consultations and so so many lesser legal peeps at it... and i think this is the biggie ive been looking for....lets TEST... all that messy lore to now. ...right lets have the three very highest judges in the land so it becomes instant NEWlore - whatever we may decide. automatically due top judges doin it...rated above what that pesky Parliament may take years tooing and froing upon... wink wink..."
which means you've won as 9 peeps out of ten going to this 'leave to appeal' the first Kafkaesque stage get told to bugger off back to their swamp...
(and his two fine assistant had obviously been told over cocktails or a few lines of their vile cocaine snuggled up in LJs club or whatever " this scruff from the styx coming to see us soon.....my mate Kirk QC.. told me that despite the usual hell-on-earth mad woman and couple in this instance as the papers say..he never even was impolite about her in court... he called judges 'venal' but was civil about the poor inncoent lambs we slaughter to pay for our rum ..n coke... i can USE him as vehicle.... furthermore he's so loving to his kid as they all know he will ignore it if i call him 'arrogant' in my final judgement as we ALWAYS have to put some blackmark against them even the winner thats the deal... hes probably to o arrogant to even care ...lets use him lets do it with him.. put the rocket up my so called venerable colleagues.. they just make me sick...he will play the game... Anthony told me he's an honourable man, for a hippy campervan driving hairy...... even trusted him, Anthony Kirk, his OPOSING legal...to speak for him in court as a deliberate strategy to show Hedley what a prick he was too... clever bugger hahh hahh......as they had shaken hands over a shifty fag in the basement... understands there comes a time when we have to trust...even our sworn worst enemy... as long as he opens up and communicates well....Kirk we know the god of that...and he usually does it from the heart too..." )
All well and good.. but still not having first idea of how to gather all those fancy 'precedents' to lay out in front of the top three growlers - already having put in written representation calling the lot of them cunts in VERY Thomas Paine, man of the peeps rather good Socratic language as Wall knew very well as it was on hisdesk..
nevertheless big crowd at Appeal hearings and ...
Anyway explore the OPTION of having a QC...
assuming now that maybe the legal aid board may have to relent ...
A few phone calls a few lay experts " wow that was impossible, we all thought you were mad... but well ..hmm.......yes they should be blackmailable now to give you legal aid as its in open court and the judges wont want to speak with you in very public a mere peasant.."
so...whom? thats always the hardest question who to get as your legal...
The very very top QC dog (they can represent you) of the whole of the largest division of the RCJ was Stephen Cobb QC...
an email to Stevies Clerk...
" ok i shall send you the files to lo0k at but one request only... i have had to do so much photocopying the last few years boxes and boxes at 10p a sheet...for NO reason as all judgments thus far do confirm..NO CASE... i havent a penny left so for this London thing i have a jolly well respected lay legal pal who all the time MAckenzies at top hearings but unlike me charges 60 quid an hour for being rather bolshy and a bit thick... i want hyim to have a look also just to give me pointers he was such a snob that he wouldnt talk to me until recently saying 'send me the papers to have a look through i havent any time but may have a moment for a quick nose inside..' so as you will certainly be making a few copies of it all for your bundles could you please make one extra copy and send to Tim Griffith ... blahh bvlahh.."
Instant reply: "The law does not allow us to share these papers with anyone except ourselves.." not fiuck off pay your own parcel charges" i had expected
THE best example ever of how truly thick even the very very top dogs office is who dont even reply to
" ehh.. look chappie a year ago my very very close best beloved mate Ian MAckay phoned me the day he and a few others did it.. they CHANGED THE LAW in a case at your RCJ that expressly allows litigants to 'share their papers with their legal representative.. .. formal member of the bar or lay legal advisor.'.....its the famous case of xyz... heres the citation .." [ link to its online place] .."
And Mister 200 or probably 300 grand a year of your taxpayer dosh legal aid funded ponce Cobb .. didnt even reply.
At which point one knows that it is ONLY ignorance via their awful so called schools - the 'public' ones.. thats the real problem... even if personally i knew that 30 years earlier... 40 really
And had to (ohh joy!) put in an even ruder legal appeal notice (the written representation lawyers would never dare to write up as they may not get Bullingham Club boys own advantage in the showers later on if they ever tell the truth.. they all KNOW theyre not thick but wish to keep from you plebs..)
for fun: ohh well maybe find a QC who HATES the main family division as he knows theyre all thicker than even the average lawyer ... hmmm... "anyone know an outsider"
best fun decision of life .. James Price a well known... hater of the family law gravy train....
despite his bizarre pet Mr Wolanski..
Anyway sounds like axe to grind and grudges..
QUITE THE OPPOSITE
all the below was fun and also very very evolving for me...
BUT so many i knew are confused about why they are being tyrannised and tortured so this site was an attempt to somehow engagingly bring it all a littler more to life... failed no doubt. But in sort of seemingly standard language and write ups however ALWAYS for 4 years off grid impossible to de typo - all speed typing quick scattergun
however... a far far deeper and playfully rude/ ONLY for good intent...as i do actually speak with at some length a fair few genuinely thoughful women friends the last 6 years...
The 'gonzo' version of many things is at VERY well read https://www.ralphschism.com
which was never intended to be read by anyone but one woman whom when i encountered her three years ago said " my my even on Serbian tv 30 years ago we knew then your kids were so fucked up as your parents were so fucking them up.." The most truthful UK citizen i have ever met... sadly the rest of the UK citizens have squashed her FREEDOM to speak as i guess she wont get employment opportunities in a Brave New World of the dreadful SW which still have Victorian values of dont frighten the horses... with ANY truth... and they all munch soma all day pretending all is well...
so she hates me for celebrating her the ONLY Brave woman i have ever met here ... whom did once speak her truth...
there we go thats the REAL job - why speak honestly...?
apart from anything else my my my it makes you feel fully centred fully alive and far far more healthy in every way...when you do...even if nobody CAN listen..
THE END of these pages .. (even if the story still needs formally publishing somehow - which means a few months with a shed roof and electrical socket but not in UK it seems...the meanest society in the world...and any helpers can have a juicy slice of future earnings if they ever came along.. written in a contract in blood)
the far more fun version is at Ralph ... thyat's only just begun
veils lifted soon - slowly...as it isn't institutionalised or approved free speech that matters. It is how the ordinary posher bourgeois so called Guardian reading types utterly hate it..its dangerous to even share many opinions about the environment with them ,the second they may ponder " that means metoo...."
my my the nasty things they say about you...always behind your back of course
But words do have consequences.. they seem unable to think of that....
