(hearing from a rare one i could trust a few days ago, that in mediation the parents weren't shown a PARENTING AGREEMENT, before the bloodletting, spitting, hissing evil looks - as if a whole swarm of flies were buzzin around their eyes, began...in 'mediation' and told " ok hiss spit thats what you are paying me to sit and listen to... but even if you have three years of top judges telling tales ... s/he will still say 'well done' if you draw up one of these .... everyone else has to eventually - there's a box in the c100 court application form, asking you if you have one YET!!! and if not bloody well get one.... and there is a hard way and an easy way..." )
Justice Hedley third most senior judge in the whole bowl of cherries said this was a TEMPLATE for everyone else..
This page
https://www.simonclayton2020.com/p/official-judgements-and-statements.html
scroll down and start at
and then down into schedule 2 *
which was the first ever 'parenting agreement'
'Esti's Bill of Rights...' as they described it to her with true admiration in her solo interview dad wasn't even allowed in the booth to coerce her into saying 'dad did it' , in her radio 1 interview a year later.
Dad may have added " ferk me ...you would have thought with decades of divorces in and out of the courts SOMEONE by the early 2000s would have thought of a little written peace plan before i came along knowing i was entering the maddest load of weirdos ever and their so called 'justice' system which merely profited from the fact that nobody had dreamed up a written little UNIVERSAL 'cheat sheet' so they didnt have to go through years of lawyers and pain...I'm pretty thick and a bit of a yokel but even i knew that just jotting down the ideal end game often works.... even the Yanks not known for their peaceful adventures figured the way to appease 'em back home is a nice little thing that does often work, their constitution...but no not the British.. theyve always got to do it their own way they always know best that everyone has some individual need and pain.... " etc
So i am world record holder in a completely failed endeavour .... as still even now they aren't told from day 1 by yet another con artist 'mediator' " heres a little useful 'resource' for you... kerching thats 50 quid, at 100 an hr... if you still need me to be the spittle referee after reading that piece of paper... ok but thats 500 quid an hour... your mother in law [either sex's] was meant to be the one who whacked back into shape with her handbag, when you needed to pull yer socks up.. but of course we've made that illegal now, too... "
* i have a range of them then further developed over a decade slightly better wording that all courts accept as brilliant .. eventually.....when the judge has gotten his or her pension pot out of you.... it not being in their interest to put themselves out of a job, either. And TELL you on day one.... "you'll end up with one of these eventually... theres a hard way..or an easy one.."
They can be emailed as templates though my email a bit wonky too
07958 five 26 381
